June, 2011
My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
May, 2011
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
April, 2011
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
March, 2011
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
February, 2011
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
January, 2011
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
December, 2010
A photographer was great at botany because he knew photo synthesis.
November, 2010
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
October, 2010
Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
September, 2010
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
August, 2010
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
July, 2010
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
